That's my secret, Captain
I'm always drunk
hails-yeah:

My English teacher has a sense of humor

hails-yeah:

My English teacher has a sense of humor

4 days ago with 2,368 notes — via williamshakespearethings, © hails-yeah


littleprincesshowell:

you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map



thattosser-harrypotter:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

lacewing:

perksofbeingapotterfan:

#things that made me unreasonably emotional #HE’S HOLDING THE FUCKING UMBRELLA FOR HER

#when dan was maggies personal assistant for the day because he didn’t want to go home

DAME MAGGIE SMITH DOESN’T HAVE NORMAL PAs

SHE GETS THE STAR OF THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE TO DO HOLD HER UMBRELLA

I just keep reblogging this for the comments.

6 days ago with 203,758 notes — via ponweiponfarr, © oharad


lalondes:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.
Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.
Scarleteen is invaluable.
And Scarleteen needs your help.
During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.
This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 
This is devastating.
If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.
Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.
And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

lalondes:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.

Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.

Scarleteen is invaluable.

And Scarleteen needs your help.

During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.

This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 

This is devastating.

If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.

Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.

And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

6 days ago with 34,251 notes — via mamitomoesb00bs, © lalondes


6 days ago with 7,381 notes — via popcornandchocolate, © michaelises


oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

6 days ago with 670,978 notes — via autumn-like-the-season


can-i-please-just-fade-away:

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

image

this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically
6 days ago with 251,270 notes — via crackedcook, © ilovepsych


Disney + Magical Body Transformations

6 days ago with 6,923 notes — via elphabaoftheopera, © kpfun


katsallday:

So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and

6 days ago with 127,588 notes — via jeanthedancingqueen, © katsallday


  • Season 7 of Hannibal: Hannibal Lecter has successfully framed every character on the show except himself. Jack brings Winston in for questioning.
6 days ago with 17,991 notes — via comicsannibal, © thehermitpurple